Who needs Jam Tart Wednesday when you can have a slightly cool yet nonetheless satisfying BAP, right?
- Ellie Goulding thinks that we all need a break from her but it’s not as if she’s seven singles deep into the album campaign or anything. (MTV)
- Lady Gaga is doing a tour of the UK (we told you so etc). (Popjustice)
- Elsewhere in Lady Gaga world, she has clarified that everything is 100% back on track with ‘ARTPOP’ (ie there’s no hope on the ‘Do What U Want’ video front). (Little Monsters)
- Kylie’s ‘Mr President’ is apparently this two year-old Tommy Trash song (from 4:05). (SoundCloud)
- She may also be featuring on the new Pharrell album. (Twitter)
- Miley Cyrus, Miley Cyrus’ tongue, Madonna and Madonna’s tongue formed a quartet and performed ‘We Can’t Stop’ and ‘Don’t Tell Me’. (Popjustice)
- In ‘is there really any point?’ news, the lyric video for ‘Cannonball’ by Lea Michele is out today. (Twitter).
- If you ever lie awake at night wondering what Lorde thinks about the “lecherous gaze” of the media, you will be able to sleep easy tonight. (Digital Spy)
- The new BANKS song sounds exactly like this song on SoundCloud. (SoundCloud)
- In more ‘songs that sound like songs on SoundCloud’ news: Dominique Young Unique has a new song on the music streaming platform. (SoundCloud)
- Kelis is performing her ‘Food’ album live and would like you to come (in exchange for £158-£311). (Music Glue)
- William Orbit has taken a break from running the will.i.am fan club to chuck a Madonna remix online. (SoundCloud)
- Bruno Mars is moderately excited about the Super Bowl Halftime Show. (Twitter)
- Chlöe Howl is performing at Columbia’s ‘Night of New and Emerging Talent’. (Facebook)
- Clean Bandit are 800 copies in front of will.i.am (feat quite a few people) in the midweeks. Katy B is at five, which is good (all things considered). (Official Charts Company)
- On the albums front, Ellie Goulding is down to two, and Sophie Ellis-Bextor is still in the Top 5. (Official Charts Company)
- MKS are performing at the birthday party for The Shard (no really). (Time Out)
- One Direction’s ‘Midnight Memories’ video will premiere on Friday. There’s a teaser ‘thing’ too, which features the kebab shop scene. (YouTube)
- And finally, in further 'popstars in fast food restaurants news', Foxes nearly missed collecting her Grammy because she was eating a burger. (Digital Spy)
And for old time's sake:
What a song.